Who's the boss?

Another gem form the back seat:

One day Samantha and Scotty were having a discussion about the hierarchy of bosses within our family.

"If Mom and Dad aren't home, then Sandy is the boss."

"If Sandy's not home, Stacy's the boss."

So Samantha makes the next logical step, "If Stacy's not home, then I'm the boss. Scotty you are only the boss of the animals."  (Now scottys love of animals is starting to make sense.)

Scotty got his feelings back and said, "oh yeah, well when I get married and my wife leaves, I will be the boss."  Best. Comeback. Ever.