God's Poles

Scotty and Samantha were little when Robert joined our family.  And one Friday during Lent, mom and I had the kids (aka Samantha and Scotty) in the backseat and we were headed to McDonald's to get a hamburger for Robert and fish sandwiches for everyone else.  And Scotty was mad, "Why does Robert get a hamburger and I have to get a fish sandwich?"

And before we could answer Samantha piped up and said, "Duh, Scotty, Robert is a baptism and baptisms don't believe in God's poles."

After we laughed we asked Samantha what gods poles were, she said, "You know ... god's poles." 

So funny!